Can Mrs Lance Rawson fix my Heston Blumenthal problem?

8 Dec

Yesterday, my copy of Heston Blumenthal at Home arrived in the mail. Study be damned! Deborah Jean Kasnitz’s Work, Gender and Health Among Southern Italian Immigrants in Melbourne wasn’t going anywhere, so, tempted by Heston’s dear face peeking into his fridge on the cover, I decided I could have a quick flick through.

Heston Blumenthal at Home book cover

Study or Heston? What would you choose?

Three hours later, after delighting in the Salted butter caramels wrapped in edible cellophane, wondering aloud if the Scallop tartare with white chocolate really worked as a flavour combination, marvelling at the regal purple colour of the Red cabbage gazpacho and wishing I could try a big scoop of that famous Bacon and egg ice cream, I had a problem.

I needed a sous vide machine, a vacuum packer, a cream whipper and a pressure cooker. And a digital probe. And maybe a refractometer too. And I needed them now. You wouldn’t send an astronaut into space without the right equipment, so how could I be expected to go boldly into the new world of scientific kitchen exploration without them? Answer: I couldn’t.

Ok, so it’s a very first world problem, but what’s a true Heston fan to do? Especially when that Heston fan is a poor PhD student? I tell you despair nearly drove me back to Work, Gender and Health Among Southern Italian Immigrants in Melbourne but, just in time, I remembered the rather prolific Mrs Lance Rawson, who wrote the 1895 classic, The Antipodean Cookery Book and Kitchen Companion. Mrs Rawson has advice for when you’re a woman and you just need something new, like a bonnet, for example:

The husband is a creature of appetite, believe me, and not to be approached upon any important matter, such as a new bonnet or a silk dress, on an empty stomach.

This is good news. Against all the odds, I actually have a husband! So if I want a water bath, all I have to do is feed him well?

Yes, says Mrs Rawson:

Man must be cooked for. He’ll do without shirt-buttons, and he’ll do without his slippers, but he will not do without his dinner, nor is he inclined to accept excuses as regards under- or over-done meals after the first week or so of the honeymoon. If there be any young girls reading these pages who are contemplating marriage in the near future, take an old wife’s advice and learn to cook, for only by feeding him well will you succeed in gaining your husband’s respect and keeping his affection.

Well, I can cook, but oh no! It might be too late:

Let me suggest to prospective brides that they should stipulate for a stove if marrying a Bushman. A man will promise anything before marriage, very little after.

Damn it, have I missed the boat? Should I have vowed “I promise to love and obey but only if you get me everything listed under Specialist kit on pages 389 to 393 of Heston Blumenthal at Home.“? I can’t believe I went with traditional vows! So stupid of me…

Or, here’s a novel idea, maybe I could work and earn my own money to buy a sous vide machine?

Nah, Mrs Rawson wouldn’t approve, and I just couldn’t let her down.

Bibliography:

  • Blumenthal, Heston. Heston Blumenthal at Home. London: Bloomsbury, 2011.
  • Rawson, Mrs Lance. The Antipodean Cookery Book and Kitchen Companion. Melbourne: George Robertson &​ Co., 1895.
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6 Responses to “Can Mrs Lance Rawson fix my Heston Blumenthal problem?”

  1. amyjmcintosh February 2, 2012 at 10:47 am #

    Hahaha, great post Tania! I love Heston too, but I agree with you that Scallop tartare with white chocolate really doesn’t work.

    • lamingtonsandlasagna February 2, 2012 at 10:59 am #

      Thanks Aims! I thought I was getting this for Christmas but no, Heston-inspired Santa did not eventuate – http://www.sousvidesupreme.com.au… Hope you’re well!

      • amyjmcintosh February 2, 2012 at 11:19 am #

        You’ll have to start dropping hints for your birthday! All is good with me. I get married next month! Miss your lovely face. xxx

  2. Dale Prentice March 27, 2013 at 12:15 am #

    Hi Tania
    The new PolyScience Creative has twice the capacity of the Supreme and its cheaper. http://sousvideaustralia.com, I have a few of those other Heston gadgets as well.

  3. Margaret Warren November 18, 2013 at 8:23 am #

    Would you believe, as a fellow food blogger and lover of Heston, I also work at the State Library of Queensland and Mrs. Lance Rawson’s works are in our collection. We have digitised her book of household hints which has, among other fine recipes, How to cook a wombat. What would Heston make of that!

    • lamingtonsandlasagna November 18, 2013 at 1:39 pm #

      i reckon heston would love to try cooking a wombat – thanks for your comment Margaret, cheers Tania

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